September 2010
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August 2010
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Wow I have no life.
xnikkaayy:
And I need new friends.
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awkward
jamesjavier:
*While waiting for my pizza to get ready, i had to use the bathroom. i had fried chicken with me and i didn’t want the chicken to go in the bathroom with me. i go to customer service and ask if they can watch my chicken while i use the bathroom
Me : Excuse me, can you please watch my chicken while i go to the bathoom?
black lady (worker) : only if i get a piece
...
YES SHE IS.
omgshyousmell: OMG HELLA CUTE HAHAHAHA
keedvin: LOLOLOLOLOL
keedvin: I KNOW SHE IS
keedvin: LIKE DAMNNNNN
omgshyousmell: LOLL
omgshyousmell: AWWWWW!
omgshyousmell: my heart is racing because shes so cute LOLLL
keedvin: LOLOL YOU?!?!?!
omgshyousmell: YEAH HAHAHAHA
omgshyousmell: SHES SO CUTE!
she's so damn cute.
hahaha hella had me rolling.
Leana: “A GHETTO ASS FUCKING BLACK GIRL WITH NIGGA LIPS AND LIPGLOSS ALL OVER HER LIPS AND SOME HOOP EARRINGS AND WEARING SOME FUCKING BABYPHAT. you’re telling me you would give her a chance?!”
In and out french fries!!!!!!!!!!
soulfulapparel:
man do i miss these.
omgshyousmell: i just crushed a bunch of doritos up
omgshyousmell: and mixed them into my rice
omgshyousmell: LMFAO
omgshyousmell: i have no food.
omgshyousmell: MY FRIEND _____ IMED ME
omgshyousmell: AND I THOUGHT HE WAS
omgshyousmell: A DIFFERENT _____
omgshyousmell: and i was saying hella weird shit
omgshyousmell: omg LMFAO
omgshyousmell: THIS IS THE UGLY _____ WHO IMED ME
omgshyousmell: i thought he was the cute _____
omgshyousmell: god fucking damnit
omgshyousmell: UGH FUCK
omgshyousmell: I CALLED THE UGLY _____ CUTE
omgshyousmell: fmlofmlfmlfmflfmlfmlfm
xpimpishpnoix: teacher says "what do you guys eat for breakfast"
xpimpishpnoix: i said, i cook myself some breakfast
xpimpishpnoix: and the black girls were like, WTF NIGGA YOU CANT COOK CEREL
keedvin: LOLOL
jamesjavier:
who gives homework on the first day of school wtf
exactly what i said my first day!
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omgshyousmell: K BITCH
omgshyousmell: and hell fucking no
omgshyousmell: _____ did not just say
omgshyousmell: leanus
omgshyousmell: the fuck
anyone wanna buy me food?
i got school in 4 hours and i can’t sleep. i’m hella hungry too. SOMEONE BUY ME FOOD.
I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
dannngggg, summer flew by so fast.
brandonramos:
for sure tho, I could say it’s been the greatest. I did a lot of things. Had a lot of fun. Experienced new situations. Went to a lot of places. and just spent it with the best.
couldn’t have said it better.
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omgshyousmell: someone homeless person will dig through the trash and find fresh condom water
omgshyousmell: thanks to us
omgshyousmell: they wont be thirsty
keedvin: and they'll be protected
omgshyousmell: yeah see
omgshyousmell: i did good
keedvin (5:50:17 PM): can i ask you something? s0nnnnyy (5:50:42 PM): shoot. keedvin (5:50:57 PM): are you prepared to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth? s0nnnnyy (5:51:12 PM): yeah. keedvin (5:51:17 PM): are you gay? s0nnnnyy (5:51:23 PM): im not gay. keedvin (5:51:28 PM): DON’T LIE
keedvin (5:51:32 PM): i told you not to lie bro s0nnnnyy (5:51:35 PM): i like females....
[04:21] omgsh you smell: sweet dreams my little...
my room is hella humid.
I MISS CALIFORNIA ALREADY.
it’s like i didn’t even go to california. i miss everyone already! :[
yup yup.
so yeah, i decided to make one when i got back to florida.
back to the boring life.